Monday, 25 May 2009

Seventh Post Proper.

Hello again, we are pleased to announce that normal service has been (or is about to be) restored. To a certain degree...

Benjamin Thomas May:




Maximillian Peter Richmond:






Alfred Joseph Linney :


Monday, 11 May 2009

The Genitals of a Slender Loris.

Last night, myself and Stuart Baillie came up with the criteria for

"The Perfect Toy"


Sharp,
Malleable,
It's got little
Bits
That you can
Tear
Off
Of
It.
It's absorbing.
It could be nice . . .
AND
It doesn't even hurt
BUT
You can make it more dangerous.

This one is based on the rantings of a young man last night, and the clues are in the title

"MICKAKKE"


What happened
That made everyone
Wet themselves
About bukakke ?

Why did you look
At my face
And just fucking
Wet yourself ?

SOFTLY,
SOFTLY,

Catchy monkey.

There within ten minutes
All right
...Miss you.

This last one is about Pierre's wonderful way of saying no.

"Pierre's No"


When Pierre says no
It's a no
An abrupt no
Just a no

And it WILL be so.

Saturday, 18 April 2009

Saturday, 7 March 2009

S(am bunker is a blaggard)ixth.

This is the sixth post.

The first image belongs to ben.



I'm next.
Now it's Max's turn. This (in my opinion) is max's best yet.

Five Draw

Welcome to the fifth post.

This one's MINE:
This next one is Max's :

Ben, Last but not least. Just Ugly. :

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

FOUR play/skin.

Another of Ben's masterpieces, this one seems to be a homage to the book 'I Am Legend' :


This one's Max's (Lots of apostrophes there for you to get your teeth into):
This last one - with horrible feet - is mine, and I'm having an inner conflict over whether I should add colour to it or not . . . Ideas ? :

the THIRD kind.

more pictures, after a brief interlude. Enjoy yourselves.

This one is by me, and it is intended to sort of show a certain Miss Smyth how I feel . . .


This next one is by our resident superstar, Ben May, who always draws gasps from whosoever looks upon his creative spewings.


This final morbid bastard belongs to Max.