Seventh Post Proper.

Hello again, we are pleased to announce that normal service has been (or is about to be) restored. To a certain degree...

Benjamin Thomas May:




Maximillian Peter Richmond:






Alfred Joseph Linney :

The Genitals of a Slender Loris.

Last night, myself and Stuart Baillie came up with the criteria for

"The Perfect Toy"

Sharp,
Malleable,
It's got little
Bits
That you can
Tear
Off
Of
It.
It's absorbing.
It could be nice . . .
AND
It doesn't even hurt
BUT
You can make it more dangerous.

This one is based on the rantings of a young man last night, and the clues are in the title

"MICKAKKE"

What happened
That made everyone
Wet themselves
About bukakke ?

Why did you look
At my face
And just fucking
Wet yourself ?

SOFTLY,
SOFTLY,
Catchy monkey.

There within ten minutes
All right
...Miss you.

This last one is about Pierre's wonderful way of saying no.

"Pierre's No"

When Pierre says no
It's a no
An abrupt no
Just a no

And it WILL be so.